First thing, I sat down with Lisa. Man, was she a mess. Tears, ice cream, the whole shebang. “He’s suffocating me!” she wails. “Every freaking detail is wrong!” Mark, meanwhile? Texted me paragraphs about how she’s “illogical” and “leaves cabinets open.” Classic Virgo nitpicking meeting Cancer emotional overload. I grabbed my notebook. Time to experiment. https://aboutvirgo.com/